Very little.
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Lack toes and tall or rent
A lil smokey
Because it's the little things that count.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Short for words.
Because it slows their
Little.
A small medium at large.
Because it will go right over his head
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One copper coin, two dwarves.
It failed the Smaug test.
Ge-gnome therapy
The overheads were too high.
Because it has microwaves
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Just a little
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Very little
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
very little
A small arms dealer.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
An Inkling.
Because they were Miners... XD
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He's the smallest one
Hotline Bling.
One was fired, the other was terminated
Because they practice relative dating!
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
I have truss issues.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Lack-toes intolerant
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
A small medium at large
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Def Leppard
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
More than one mother-in-law.