What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.