What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Very little.

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What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

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Quarter-pounder with cheese

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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A Quarter Pounder.