What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.