What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.