Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.