Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one