Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.