What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head