What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.