What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.