Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.