Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.