What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.