What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.