Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ?

Barbie Q !

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.