Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.