Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Different Box Jokes More Different Box Jokes

Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !