Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
A. A Barbecue!
He's a chic Ken.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Piece of cake.
Because Ken came in a different box.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Cancer got Jobs
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Cast Away