Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.