Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.