Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium