Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium