Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.