What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans