What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans