How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.