How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.