How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail