How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.