What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god