What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.