What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god