Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek