Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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