Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.