When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.