When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.