Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.