Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.