Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.