Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.