Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.