What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Kobe Bryant Jokes More Kobe Bryant Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.