What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.