What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.