What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

What's a mouse's best friend?

Curiosity!