What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.