What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Superman's powers are all natural .

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It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf