What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Irish handcuffs.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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He plays batminton.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.