Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.