Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.