What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.