Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape