Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape