Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.