What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods