What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)