What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)