What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !