What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)