Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !