Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.