Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!