Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.