Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up