What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.