What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.