Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.