What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!