What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack