What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Cos they'll always hook a brutha up