Why does the speech impaired baker say ...

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me