What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech