What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack