What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."