What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.