What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.