What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!