Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.