Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.