It's already run out of battery.
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Coffee Mug
A sphinxter.
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
With a sah, dude
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
A private tooter
He didn't have the guts to fart
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
A condescending con descending.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
You look quite put-together this evening.
A Li-ion battery.
A battery has a positive side.
