Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !