What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.