What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.