Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash