Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!