How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.