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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT