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dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.