What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT