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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

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